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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex.
Fri, 10 Sep 2010 06:23:36 +0000
Bobby: Knock, knock. Billy: Who’s there? Bobby: Alex. Billy: Alex, who? Bobby: Alex plain later. Just let me in!

“Teeth of Steel”
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:28:23 +0000
A book never written: “Teeth of Steel” by Al E. Gator.

Which birds stick together?
Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:01:41 +0000
Matt: What kind of birds stick together? Lillian: I give up. Matt: Vel-crows!

“Please hand me the butter knife”
Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:01:12 +0000
Tom Swiftie: “Please hand me the butter knife,” Tom said pointlessly.

Baker stops making doughnuts.
Sun, 05 Sep 2010 05:01:20 +0000
Nicholas: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? Tim: Beats me. Nicholas: He was sick of the hole business!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noel.
Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:01:04 +0000
Jarrett: Knock, knock. David: Who’s there? Jarrett: Noel. David: Noel, who? Jarrett: No elbows on the table, please!

Martial arts and the immune system.
Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:01:31 +0000
John: What do you get when you cross martial arts and the immune system? Justin: I have no idea. John: Kung-flu fighting!

A car that runs on electricity.
Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:01:00 +0000
Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity? Lenny: Beats me. Austin: A volts-wagon!

“This room looks like a pig sty”
Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:01:02 +0000
Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.

Never tell an icicle a secret.
Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:01:10 +0000
Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle? Terrence: I don’t know. Why? Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!

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